PUMPKIN PROGRAMMING FOR PEAK TERROR AND PRODUCE

Embark on a journey into the haunting world of algorithmic pumpkin cultivation! This year, ditch the rustic methods and harness the power of digital sorcery to engineer pumpkins that are both bountiful and creepy. From optimizing growth rates to infusing spooky features, we'll explore the dark arts behind crafting pumpkins that will have your neigh